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  Robin nodded pleasantly. “I’m sure I read that somewhere. I always just thought of you as Mr. Big Stuff or, you know, Garage Sex Guy.”

  Caroline caught Robin’s gaze and stared. Loudly. Her neighbor winced. “I’m sorry, that was inappropriate, wasn’t it? I can’t help it. I hate awkward silences fraught with meaning. “

  The elevator door opened and Robin was the first to escape, murmuring soothing words to her warmly dressed, alien-eyed dog.

  “Caroline—”

  She stepped out of the elevator and whirled to face him. “Go away.”

  Hadn’t she visualized this meeting? She was going to be sophisticated and bored. She was going to have moved on with a harem of Chippendale dancers following her around adoringly. She wasn’t going to let him get to her.

  “I’m not going anywhere until you listen to what I have to say.”

  She crossed her arms. “You can have five minutes.”

  He took off his ever-present cowboy hat and ran his fingers through his hair the way she longed to, making her hand twitch. “Can we talk in your apartment?”

  She turned and walked away without responding, reaching inside her purse for her keys and opening the door, and then stepping aside to let him through. “Now you have four and a half minutes.”

  He cupped the back of his neck with his hand. “I was going to call—”

  “You were going to call?” She laughed and kicked off her heels angrily, pacing into her living room. “That’s the line you want to go with? It’s not very original, Junior.”

  He narrowed his eyes. “Let’s get something straight here. You are the one who listed off the reasons why we couldn’t work and you are the one who left my bed without saying goodbye. Again.”

  Her indignation deflated like a leaky balloon. He was right, damn him. “You wanted to talk?”

  He shook his head and laughed. It was a tired laugh. “I was going to call. Hell, I was driving to Austin, probably only a few hours behind you, but I stopped myself. I decided it would be better to wait until I had solutions to your problems.”

  “My problems?”

  He stepped closer. “First of all, I’ve talked to Trudy. They called to check in during their honeymoon. She is willing to promise, in writing, that we have her blessing and that she will love both of us regardless of our relationship decisions as long as we keep our door locked whenever we’re visiting. Problem solved.”

  Caroline shook her head. “That’s silly, she doesn’t—”

  “Despite John’s reluctance, Troublemaker is expanding. We purchased land, not an hour from here. Ground has already been broken on a house, a guest house, a bunk house for a few employees and, of course, the space to make our secret barbecue sauce.”

  “What?” She was sure she’d heard him wrong.

  He was so close now she could touch him. “I’m relocating. With enough room for Trudy, the baby, heck even your dad and Sylvie to come and stay for as long as they want. That’s the second problem solved.”

  Jefferson was moving to California. For her? She was losing the ability to breathe. “Wait, I don’t unde—”

  “Finally,” he interrupted, his finger pressed gently on her lips. “The last problem, which isn’t really a problem at all. You know John is ten years older than Trudy right? No one sees any problem with that, and frankly it’s kind of sexist if you don’t think the same rules apply to you. But since you brought it up, let me address it. When you’re sixty and your back goes out, I’ll carry you to bed and massage your aches away and probably try to take advantage of you while I’m doing it. I’ll always take care of you, and I’ll always want you to take care of me.”

  She leaned away from his touch to respond. “You can’t know that.”

  His green eyes were piercing. “And you have no reason to doubt it. No one can know what’s going to happen tomorrow, that’s true. Troublemaker could stop selling. Those new billboards of you and I stripping each other to sell jeans might cause such an uproar we get kicked out of town. The only thing we can be sure about is how we feel. And I’m sure.”

  She held her breath when he took her hands in his. “I’m in love with you, Caroline. And don’t say I don’t know you well enough, because I do. You think too much and you worry too much, and you run around like a hummingbird that can never sit still. Your father is still your hero and you are always there for your friends. You’re honest and loyal, kinky in the most extreme sense of the word, you sleep like a sexy Disney vampire and you are all I can think about every minute of every day.”

  She laughed through her tears. “Disney vampire?”

  “It’s true.” He shrugged. “It’s adorable and true.”

  Caroline shook her head. He was here. In her living room and saying everything she’d always wanted to hear. It was almost too good to be true.

  You said the same thing about John and Trudy.

  She smiled at Jefferson. Was this really happening? “Say it again?”

  “Sweet Caroline, I love you.”

  “Good.”

  He frowned. “Good?”

  “Yes. Good.” She tugged out of his grip and took a step back, still smiling.

  He tilted his head to study her, as if trying to figure her out. “This is the part where you say the words back to me.”

  “It is?” She took another step back, raising her hands to the buttons on her blouse. “Are you sure? I’m just supposed to blurt out that I’m completely in love with you, that I want to spend the rest of my life showing you how much, without any kind of incentive, sexual or otherwise?”

  A spark of understanding flared to life in his beautiful eyes. “You’re going to tell me you love me.”

  “Or what?”

  He stalked toward her, undoing his belt and she turned and ran for her bedroom.

  It wasn’t going to take much to make her to admit how she felt. She loved him. Maybe it was too fast and maybe it was crazy, but there was no denying it was true. He hadn’t been on her list, but he was everything she wanted. She’d been so close to giving up on finding a love of her own after a lifetime of kissing frogs, and now...

  She heard his belt snap. “Tell me you love me,” he called from outside her bedroom door. “Or I won’t spank you.”

  This was going to be a short rebellion.

  She was waiting for him on her knees when he came through the door. “Jefferson?”

  “Yes, Caroline?”

  “Get ready to spank me.”

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  Table of Contents

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

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